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Tips for women part # (Wild Bills book of nookie)


Date: 2009-11-11, 3:05PM EST


No matter how much perfume you bath in or make-up you apply, If you dont wash your snatch. We wont touch it with any of our body parts. Recently i met one that was a #10 but when she dropped her pants i got the driving urge to start baiting hooks. That thing stank like a full tuna trawler that just got rammed by an ice breaker on a 100 degree day. We dont want to hear your bullshit line that "soap is foreign to the human body" No shit. some of you have heaters that could only be cleaned with gasoline and a wire brush.
And you fat babes need to pay attention here because all that blubber is only making it worse. We know you can barely buy a date at a dog show. but for shit sakes wash it. Go to the Robo-Wash if you must but if we wanted a whopper with cheese we would go to BK. And lose some fucking wieght, If we cant find your snatch. we cant fuck it and few of us have bags of flour in our wallets.
P.S. We all think obama is a shithead. so keep your monkey worship to yourself.

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