I was driving past Crunch fitness yesterday at lunch and you came out. Tall, muscular white guy with a huge bulge. We exchanged glances and you adjusted yourself. I had my coworker in the care with me, so I couldn't stop. I'd definitely like to see more of you. I work less than a mile from that gym. I hope you see this and hit me up.
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