If you've tread this mortal coil for a while, you're no doubt familiar with the lore that surrounds your typical profession. Some times we even see these translated into company slogans: the fuel oil truck that has "Just fueling around" emblazoned on its side or the trash truck with " we don't talk trash; we move it!" The venetian blind truck with " Blind man driving;" or the window truck that cautions, "careful, this is a glass truck!"
We were in the funeral business. We call the guy who'd do the hair on the deceased, "The Barber." Kind of a Runyon-esce allusion. "What time does Joe come in?" "I don't know, ask the Barber"
The most disparaging thing we could say about a competitor is the he could "f-up a one-car funeral."
So it could be said of the Duchess of Sussex: she could f-up a thousand year Monarchy!
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