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favorite this post *** DUMB and STUPID PEOPLE WANTED*** (Atlanta) hide this posting unhide

compensation: $30-$50k+
employment type: full-time

You would be surprised to know that we never get a dumb person to look at our recruiting ads. Actually only intelligent cool people with cool personality ever look to see why we are advertising for dumb and stupid people to hire. The ones that don't get it or who get mad we don't want to talk to anyway because THEY ARE NO FUN and could never get along with others.
What kind of Job is this?

Depending on what's going on in the world we travel and when we do the job is full of Adventure.

Our company has been around over 40 years, and we are currently expanding looking for new candidates. What kind of Job is this? Depending on what's going on in the world, we travel, and when we do the job is full of Adventure.

We go to natural disasters, like Hurricanes, Earthquakes, Tornadoes, Ice Storms, Wildfires and Floods. We help people dig out from the rubble and we help them put their lives together! Does that sound like rewarding? It is. You get adventure and a good feeling too. We work most of our time preparing for disasters right here in Atlanta so you won't really be traveling all the time. THIS IS WHERE YOU TRAIN AND WORK MOST OF THE TIME. But we are usually going somewhere in the US at least once or twice a year. And WHEN WE DO IT, IT IS VERY EXCITING!

Don't worry if you have the skills or experience, because we train you and pay you to learn everything you need to know. You just have to be eager and teachable. Singles or Married,­ Young or Old, we need people that want to do big things and are motivated by above average pay. Our job offers security, because we aren't affected by the recession or a bad economy.

This is partly due to the fact that the government, that is FEMA, and insurance companies as well, pump huge amounts of money into disaster areas to get things going again. As a result we don't have to haggle over our fees. Security in this job also comes from the strong experience we have.

We are three generations in this industry. We started in 1969 with Hurricane Camille, which blew in at 190mph into the Mississippi Coast. We have been doing this for over 15 years here from Atlanta and we have figured it out. We have all kinds of opportunities available. Our corporate structure, our management system, our infrastructure, our custom designed data system all come together and are fully capitalized for continued growth. We are looking for the best and the better, the willing and the teachable. Our day to day operations train you for the disasters, and while they aren't as exciting, they do keep the bills paid. If you give us 100% we can make things happen.


Please email your resume or call 404-724-5910
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